It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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