That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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