I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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