Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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