you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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