McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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