i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
