Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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