yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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