so explain again why im purple
no
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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