it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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