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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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