Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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