some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
