WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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