We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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