i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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