Why does Corona taste like a burp?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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