what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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