Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize
