apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Randomize
