question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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