Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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