We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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