this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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