This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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