Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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