i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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