Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
you had me at cake vodka
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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