Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
