apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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