apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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