i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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