3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'm really into asian looking animals
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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