no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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