You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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