whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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