what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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