We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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