woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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