Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
don't judge my taste in strippers
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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