it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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