I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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