dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Damn victory sex feels great
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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