"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
How drunk are you?
Completed.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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