Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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