so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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