did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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