Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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