Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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