haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You coming home soon, man?
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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